Friday, January 29, 2016

La Fistinière

https://www.vice.com/read/bed-and-breakfast-and-fisting-v18n8/

Bed & Breakfast & Fisting
By Clarisse Merigeot

August 1, 2011
La Fistinière’s fisting chapel, aka the Fistine Chapel.  
La Fistinière is an idyllic bed-and-breakfast located on the grounds of a former farm in the French countryside, 100 miles south of Paris. It is distinguished from all other B&Bs in the world by the fact that it is dedicated to fist fucking. Lodgers can eat a gourmet French breakfast in the morning and get their buttholes stretched to the max by noon in one of five private rooms. Or, for the more adventurous, there’s a communal “fisting chapel” in the attic that features all sorts of medieval-looking contraptions and a large mural of muscular men sticking limbs, chains, and traffic cones up one another’s anuses in a series of complex, painful-looking positions. The place is owned by Juan Carlos and François (they both go by their first names only), a friendly pair of nontraditional gentlemen who remodeled the building themselves and run all day-to-day operations except the meals (which are lovingly prepared by François’s sister, Nelly). They also have a cat named Fistouille, which roughly translates to “My Beloved Fist Fuck.” Clearly, these Frenchmen are not afraid to get their hands dirty.

VICE: How did you two meet?
François: At a bathhouse. We quickly fell in love, and Juan told me about fist fucking on our first night together.
Juan Carlos: I tested him right away. He was talented, he got in on his first try. From first contact, you know whether a person’s hand was made for this or not. It’s like somebody’s handshake.

Why did you decide to open a hotel devoted to fisting?
François: We enjoyed throwing orgies at home and wanted to create a place dedicated to fist fucking, where everyone would feel at home. We wanted something welcoming and clean.
Juan: We wanted a place for people to talk, where there would be no discrimination based on race, age, looks, or dick size­—somewhere people could come without feeling ashamed because they were fat or even straight.

The interior of the fisting chapel is illustrated with examples of the type of business that goes on there.
The majority of the population isn’t too interested in plunging their arms into assholes, but those who are act as if it’s a religion. What’s so awesome about fisting?
Juan: It’s the most intimate sort of relation there is, apart from touching someone’s brain directly with your fingers. With fisting, you’re touching someone’s bowels, and through the bowels, all the internal organs. It’s a practice that requires a lot of attention. It’s the act of opening another’s perception in a spiritual way, and it can be almost religious. I believe in the magic of sex.

What are your guests like?
François: I’ve seen comments online about us like, “You’ve got to be a weirdo to go to this place.” But our guests are people you know: your baker, pharmacist, daughter’s philosophy teacher, dentist, or the surgeon who operated on your grandmother.
Juan: The only thing we have never had is a dad and son.
François: Thank God! [laughs]
Juan: But we did have a guy with a baby seat in the back of his car.

What kind of gear can be found in the fisting chapel?
Juan: We have a veterinary speculum, for cows and mares. It helps to open the anus wide really well. There are also table-tennis rackets for “dick-pong.” You play it with your balls and dick. We have baseball bats, which are meant to be put up one’s ass, of course. The golf clubs are as well, and so are the bowling pins. We also have the big traffic cones that are used on motorways. We use them as seats. [laughs] There are also many different-size ropes, for bondage. Then there are the mallets, which are for banging on the perineum and anus. Every time you knock, it opens wider. Oh, and the cage is for locking up our naughty guests.

What do the neighbors think about your operation?
François: We met the local mayor to discuss our project. Two days ago, policemen came by to see whether we had any problems related to homophobia, which has never happened. Fingers crossed. We invite people from the village sometimes, to have a drink or two, to show that we are normal, nice people.

You told me earlier the stuffage record here was someone who put 14 golf balls up his ass.
François: Is that really interesting? Fisting, for us, is not about performance. It’s about pleasure.

Are you ever impressed by someone’s, um, abilities?
Juan: I can be impressed by the anatomical capacity of someone, yes. A person with a whole arm up his ass, for example.

How does that work? Don’t you run out of space?
Juan: If the person is lying on his back, the intestine goes to the right first, then turns left. The arm follows it naturally. Still, you have to know the anatomy to do this.
François: We’ve never had accidents here, though. If we know someone can be brutal, we’ll keep an eye on him. Everyone watches out for the others.

Do you take part in the fistivities?
Juan: We do it from time to time. We can start touching a guy, but we’re never completely available because we need to keep an eye on everyone all the time.
François: We got to a point when things started to go really bad between the two of us. Once the Fistinière was up and rolling we didn’t have a single minute left for ourselves and almost broke up. We talked a lot and now we each have a second husband. They’re not around all the time, but they give us each extra pleasure. The Fistinière takes all of our time, we’re here every day of the year, 24/7. Between the playroom, breakfast, cleaning, and everything else, there are days when we wish we could escape.

Mr. Pickles

It's a twisted animated series on Adult Swim. You're welcome.



Thursday, January 28, 2016

The Devil, You Know

I am checking out Latexskin's latest creative dabble....and inflatable devil hood. Looks pretty good, right?!

Gimpsack

Seeing these images, I realized it's been a very long time since I played inside or with a guy inside a gimpsuit! I don't know anyone in Vancouver that actually has one. I also don't have any regular rubber playbuds that would entertain the idea of putting a guy in one or modifying one of my vac-device bladders to put two or three guys in for some slippery fun. This is something I need to rectify----soon! I guess I've missed a few opportunities, like at MIR. As much as I always say that I'm gonna play more in the play zone at the Market it never happens since I'm so fucking busy with so many other things. Well, that's changing in 2016. Even if I don't get to play in a gimpsuit this year, at MIR20 I am ensuring myself to keep my schedule open, so I can enjoy things like playing in rubber in the Market and getting some of the rubbersex I want!






Rubber Ball

So....it's been a busy week on the Rubbout front, obviously. Set up J with a project producing web banners for some of our (hopefully) numerous sponsors. I'm followup with sponsors on details and reaching out again to potential sponsors that were reviewing the sponsor program, however I have not heard back from.

We've had a Pineapple Express coming through since the weekend; torrential downpours but warmish temps. It was 12C overnight last night, and fortunately the sun is shining today! The rain is supposed to be starting in earnest again tomorrow.

I had had high hopes that TR11 was going to come over last night for some one-on-one rubber bondage fun, but the horrific weather and shit show of a day for both of us at work kinda kiboshed the plans....so we've agreed to meet again at a later date when he's back in town for work.

I was disappointed but not upset as I definitely had been looking forward to it, however it's okay...we will get together again soon. In the meantime I put on my Spexter suit, a plug, cockring, posture collar and gag to my own satisfaction last night. It was brief but then I haven't been in full rubber in quite some time!

Tonight is Men's Room at 8x6. It's typically a fun albeit poorly attended time - if Mr. P wants to go we'll probably make an appearance. I'm planning on working tomorrow which usually gives me an extra couple hours of nighttime to have fun.

I'm planning to take it easy on Friday. Saturday is the Sin City Rubber Ball...it's been a long time since we've had a dress code party. Of course this one is pansexual but no matter it should be a good time. I'm setting up the vac-tower and other goodies in the afternoon and planning to start demos at the party around 10pm; prior to the event I'm expecting to dress up M and DR and Almazmol will join us and we'll all head down together. I'm looking forward to it! If all goes well, I'll have the boys coming back to the condo for some late-night ffun afterwards. I hope it will make up for my shitshow Saturday last weekend, but then, that scene taught me to keep my expectations really low, AND if you have a night off, do what you want to do and not what others would like you to do.

Anyways, hopefully there'll be some great pics from the weekend to share! Wish me luck!

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

How to Measure for Rubber

Is it coincidental that I see this today, two days after measuring and collecting measurements of 11 guys for Rubbout rubber outfits being made by Invincible Rubber and Latexskin? Latexcatfish is our Fashion Show runway model outfitter too!

Monday, January 25, 2016

Decisive Victory

Sly Hands has a skillful eye for grand visuals.

Lazer Team

Coming January 29...

Rubberstud of the Week #405


Sunday, January 24, 2016

Friday, January 22, 2016

Restful

Hopefully this will be me this weekend....
This week has been crazy busy dealing with Rubbout details: conversing with potential media sponsors about options. costs and potential features; gathering six Rubbershine/Raffle boys and setting a block of time on Sunday to get everyone's measurements for Latexskin; gathering seven go-go dancers for the Thursday and Friday night parties and setting a block of time on Sunday to get their measurements for Invincible Rubber; negotiating and responding to questions from Latexskin and Invincible; arranging team to manage the Thursday night fashion show and dealing with Latexcatfish for that; engaging the Thursday and Friday evening event producers in all the communications. Gosh, succinct messaging, emailing and having a dialog with a group of people consumes so much time! I think after Sunday afternoon a bit of a break from the Rubbout stuff for a few days might be in order, though we have to start kicking at the web banners and figuring out stuff with Pumpjack for the March kickoff next week (scheduled for Tuesday evening)....and continuing to deal with the potential media sponsors.

I am supposed to be having a genuine and long-overdue rubbersex session with a local guy that I've been chatting to for years but for various reasons we have not been able to get together. Right now a Saturday evening session is tentative and I really hope it works out.

TR11 is back in town next week so I'd like to have a session with him on Monday afternoon or Wednesday evening, hopefully.

Great news! R, J and M have jumped on an opportunity to move back downtown into the West End! It'll be so much more convenient to get together with those guys now that they no longer have to commute in from New West and Marpole. Additionally Almazmol, M, R and myself are gunned to go to the Sin City Rubber Ball next Saturday January 30; hopefully we can arrange some group fun together before or after the event. I'm scheduled to provide some rubber bondage demos for the crowd at the party, so I'm looking forward to that!

After talking to the Steamworks Manager, we have set a date for the next Rough Trade Vancouver to Saturday, February 27 starting at 8pm. If you're in town and want to join in on the ffun, meet us there, it'll be great!

I'm kinda back down to myself and potentially another guy going to Seattle for the CC Attles Fetish Night/Rainy City Rubbermen social/No Safe Word interview from Feb 6-8; if anyone's interested in going, let me know!

Good Boy


Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Red Bottles

A new bottle opener from a friend for my birthday. Is it wrong that I'm really loving the simplicity and form-fittedness of the Luchador costume?

Man Rumps

My favorite new YouTube channel and Tumblr feed....ManRumpsXXX.tumblr.com

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

High On the Hog

Lawd jeezus....

Down Boy


Me in the Vac-tower

I'm not sure if I ever posted this short vid before. Kinx took it of me in the vac-tower at the Vancouver Men in Leather 10th anniversary kink market in late 2014. I was having fun, yeah?

Monday, January 18, 2016

My New Quest?

Okay...so it was a pretty quiet weekend around here. Mr. P and I went to Men's Room on Thursday and P-CAN Naked Heaven on Friday, both at 8x6.....they were fun but I didn't end up being very playful there. In fact, I stopped by HotTop's place for a quickie on the way to Men's Room Thursday, and that was the only fuck I got this weekend. I gave Mr. P a couple blowjobs and he brought a guy home last night...getting more action in the end than I did! Haha

So this week has been a flurry of Rubbout stuff. I'm feverishly trying to get six Rubbershine Boys/Raffle Ticket Boys committed and collected; Latexskin wants to make outfits for these chaps so I need to get their measurements sent ASAP. I'm still trying to find out more details on what Latexskin actually is planning to make. They've offered another suit for me to wear but I haven't heard any more about it since the initial offer. And trying to get them to offer the gear for sale on this side of the Atlantic rather than send it back....negotiate negotiate negotiate.

Invincible has agreed to provide outfits for the go-go dancers for the Community Celebration on Thursday and the Elemental party, so I've had to beg the two producers for their short list selections since I need to get that sent to Paul and Ian ASAP.

I produced a Press Release last week that is being reviewed by Georgia Straight and DailyXtra! in the hopes that one or both of them will want to do a silver anniversary feature.

Planning is still in progress for the Invasion of Seattle weekend February 6-8.
Planning is still in progress for the demos at the Sin City Rubber Ball January 30.
Planning is still in progress for the next Rough Trade on February 13 (hopefully).
Planning is still in progress for the Rubbout 25 Kickoff on March 11.

So what's on the agenda? Well, a couple of rubber subs want to be put in rubber bondage next week, and Mr P and I were supposed to have Bubblebutt over this weekend which didn't materialize, and Tuchus, Wardog and their friend from Victoria that loves being put in bondage are supposed to be playing this week.....so....will any of these end up happening?

I have a question to throw out there...I've been slowly moving into a rubber and sexual dominant role for all these young guys that want to experience their first rubber experiences. As much as I really enjoy these scenes, it's been a VERY long time since I've been in a total sub role in a scene.....and I'm seriously craving it. What should I be doing? I'm chatting up a few rubber guys in town; they are all almost exclusively submissive - I really need to find a vers or Dom rubberman that would enjoy putting me in a submissive position sometime. At my advanced age, is this even possible? My quest to find a vers or dominant rubbermen locally continues......

And speaking of more quests, the "Woof! Tight And Shiny!" post earlier today is certifiably my 3000th post on this blog. Holy shit.

Spider-Man or Batman?

Which cycling gear would you choose?




Woof! Tight And Shiny!


Bound




What a wonderful full rubber bondage experience! :D

Rubberstud of the Week #404


Friday, January 15, 2016

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Another Handsome Dancer

Josué Ullate frente al Guernica









Fit To Be Tied

Gosh, this is inspiration to get into some tight latex this weekend! It's been too long for me!

Dance Hottie Selfie

Does anyone know who this is and who he dances for?

Strange Rubber

Galantis in the grocery store....hadn't seen this video until now.
A couple guys and gals in latex in this one. Do you guys know of any other music videos that feature men in latex in them?

Well-Fitted, Well-Shined

Very nice.



#guysintights #thirsttrapthursday

Steve Grand in tights. Thank you, sweet black baby Jesus.

Nice Outfit

Man, this transparent black ensemble is fantastic. Very hot. Not sure about this guy's expressions...what's he emoting?


#EveryDayIsLegDay