Wednesday, January 5, 2011

A Day At the Office

So, back to work, ugh. I don't particularly like my job in its current incarnation but I do love my working situation. I've been a telecommuter for several years now, with my home office in Calgary, my accounts in Toronto and Ottawa, while living in Vancouver. This is the life of an IT worker. I miss the networking and connections that working in an office provides, but I certainly do not miss the commute and the bureaucratic bullshit, which I can hide from most of the time (there's just lil' ol' me on the West Coast in the whole scope of things). I have many time zones to consider during the working day but I am usually on-call anyways.

So, working at home allows me a bit of freedom.

1. I do not follow standard attire rules. Semi-formal and tie? Well, only if it is made of latex. Just kidding....I end up wearing my rubber to the home office almost every day.
2. Usage of company assets for business purposes? So be it, fortunately I have my home computer and work computer typically sitting side-by-side. Chat, email, Recon, Gearfetish, Facebook, BLOGGER and XVideos/Xtube are running a various points of the day very close to my fingertips.
And yes, sometimes I do get work done....!

People have asked me whether I have 'visitors' over during the work day. I used to on occasion, but since I've started regularly dating I haven't really needed to. I also used to start work at 6am to tie into Eastern Time Zone but that lasted only a couple of weeks! 6am? Fuck that! Originally I thought it was a great idea to wrap up work at 2pm, have guys over or head to Wreck Beach, but 6am was just too gross. I might try again in the spring when it might be worthwhile again.

Mr. P loves sex and he calls me his 'power bottom'...that made it into a Facebook status update after he spent Monday fortifying his questionably-durable Ikea bed frame. He even emailed Ikea to tell them they needed to test their bed frames more vigorously and figured that I should become an official bedframe tester for them! I'm all horned up after watching porn and wearing rubber at work all day while he's toiling away in various parts of the city. The biggest obstacle to non-stop romping is that he's sometimes too tired in the evenings to top, the old man he is.

And that's my workweek in a nutshell. Any more reports to submit?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey "Mr D",
one report you failed to make, was that YOU LOOK HOT IN LATEX!!
I f I walked into your office and saw you in all your glory.....(even being a sub)I would jump you!
lol.
You know, you make even the dullest day sound exciting?
So, you're with Mr P permanently then? That's GOOD news too.
Dx

Anonymous said...

Damn - and i feel perverted if i wear a kilt to work!! ;)))

Anonymous said...

Ok, fine... rub(ber) it in why don't ya? :-p

I figured it's way past time for me to say hi and introduce myself. It's something I need to do more of in general actually, especially where/when reading blogs that I enjoy as I should let people like yourself know that yes... you DO have some readership and vicarious fans! hehehe

At this point... If I had a work from home opportunity, I'm not sure how much work I'd actually get done! Or, maybe just the first stretch of an adjustment period might not be all that productive. :-p Well... work wise I suppose.

But anyway, thank you for all your fine posts, pictures and thoughts, they are actually appreciated.

Enjoy your day you fortunate perv,
Auxugen

Anonymous said...

Wow, color me envious. While I telecommute on occasion, I haven't managed to take the next step to wear rubber while working from home.