Upside/Downside

Here's a funny article in November's Instigator Magazine:

Your pocket guide to Fetish Psychology 101

Dogboys
Upside: loyal
Downside: needy
Useful benefits: fetching beer; eager to please

Fistpigs
Upside: outgoing
Downside: anal retentive
Useful benefits: Knows Home Depot better than the employees

Furries
Upside: extroverted
Downside: extra needy
Useful benefits: Always happy to help fix your computer

Rubber
Upside: not body obsessed
Downside: escapism
Useful benefits: Wardrobe never goes out of style

Pain pigs
Upside: intense
Downside: emotional baggage
Useful benefits: Has own insurance; usually carries a knife

Human urinals
Upside: knows their place
Downside: self-esteem issues
Useful benefits: Duh.

Breath control
Upside: adrenaline chasers
Downside: border-line
Useful benefits: First to get thrown into the pool to fetch your keys

Sadists
Upside: control freaks
Downside: A.D.D. poster boys
Useful benefits: Always have a wide selelction of toys and boys

Masochists
Upside: willing participants
Downside: doormats
Useful benefits: Stress relievers

Barebackers
Upside: rebellious
Downside: rebellious
Useful benefits: Keeps the medical professions gainfully employed.

Bears
Upside: socially inclined
Downside: tendency to hibernate
Useful benefits: Experts at how to strategically hit a buffet table

Uniforms
Upside: structured
Downside: tedious
Useful benefits: Can recite any by-law in question...verbatim.

Infantilism
Upside: child-like innocence
Downside: attention whores
Useful benefits: Reminds us why we never had kids