Here is another video from Japan's Seraphen - the BC king - showing how a vacrack, piece of tape and willing monitor can make a fun afternoon fly by!
Or check out this get-up from Jerry in St. Louis. Look ma, no hands! Nothing better than cutting out the middleman!?!?!
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Friday, November 30, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Potential Projects
It's nearly the end of another year and it's time to start thinking about latex projects for 2008! Because you know that's what I like doing, the rubber freak that I am...
I'm really happy with how my rubber wardrobe evolved and built up over the past year. I spent lots of time trying to figure out what would be the best purchases for base layers of rubber, and then the fun began when trying to determine what would best accessorize these looks. I am particularly happy with how the pewter catsuit looks with the TredAirs and Sam Browne belt. As far as the fetish budget is concerned, the TredAirs were priced second only to rubber fullsuits this year, but I must say they are the sexiest boots I've ever seen and complement many of my outfits!
For 2008, there are two new scenes I'd like to dabble in. Both are completely impractical, I know, but how the look and the scene might evolve are very interesting to me.
The first is skintight white latex. I've seen a couple of pics like these ones that are clinical/medical scene in nature that I find fantastic to look at. I've seen quite a few of the old Soviet white gas masks on eBay and this would work very nice with a white full catsuit, however I'm aware about how easy white could be to stain, etc.
You would pretty much need to be kinking out in a clean room to keep something like that immaculately white! It does look pretty amazing, though. The skintight white latex look is also something I implemented into a science fiction story I wrote many years ago involving a couple of Han Solo-esque cargo runners that get marooned on a desert planet with a small population of dwellers (miners, some other group that normally wouldn't live there....) that wear skintight white rubber suits to retain any moisture lost through sweating. They would also have to wear a breathing system to supplement the very thin atmosphere. Very similar to Dune, however these suits are tight and white, not black. How easy would be it be to implement a story line like that into a gay rubber fetish film? I'd watch it! ;-p
The next look I'd like to work on this year is something else that I also drew pictures of as a kid. The image I had even that long ago was of a fully-enclosed skintight contamination suit that would be used, theoretically, by investigators approaching a contaminated area hiking on foot from a distance. It would be skintight to avoid getting snagged on anything and to cross water, mud obstacles en route and fully enclosed to prevent any contamination risk. It would be a latex biohazard suit in the bright safety yellow with enclosed SCBA, mask, hood and catsuit. I've been trying to find something online that is close to the look I want but I haven't found anything yet. Maybe a skintight yellow suit in standard design as the ones in the picture with combined boots, gloves, hood and SCBA unit and backpack, the standard biohazard symbols on the suit? I wish I could find a picture online of the look I'm trying to achieve! The only image that would be similar is something I've seen in certain cartoons, believe it or not! Maybe that makes the aspiration to get something like this together more bizarre? LOL
The closest thing I can find is something like the white suit from Latexus below, fully enclosed, but ordered in bright safety yellow (and more form fitting, of course).
I also found this BBK & Smellbag getup available through the German Rubbers Finest retail site. It gave me the idea that this would be perfect if you could get it manufactured in safety yellow as well! Add that to the rubber suit, and you'd have the look complete! There is a lot of variation on a theme that could be implemented to achieve this look. It would certainly look very bizarre and unique if you could choose the right suits and accessories!
I'm really happy with how my rubber wardrobe evolved and built up over the past year. I spent lots of time trying to figure out what would be the best purchases for base layers of rubber, and then the fun began when trying to determine what would best accessorize these looks. I am particularly happy with how the pewter catsuit looks with the TredAirs and Sam Browne belt. As far as the fetish budget is concerned, the TredAirs were priced second only to rubber fullsuits this year, but I must say they are the sexiest boots I've ever seen and complement many of my outfits!
For 2008, there are two new scenes I'd like to dabble in. Both are completely impractical, I know, but how the look and the scene might evolve are very interesting to me.The first is skintight white latex. I've seen a couple of pics like these ones that are clinical/medical scene in nature that I find fantastic to look at. I've seen quite a few of the old Soviet white gas masks on eBay and this would work very nice with a white full catsuit, however I'm aware about how easy white could be to stain, etc.
You would pretty much need to be kinking out in a clean room to keep something like that immaculately white! It does look pretty amazing, though. The skintight white latex look is also something I implemented into a science fiction story I wrote many years ago involving a couple of Han Solo-esque cargo runners that get marooned on a desert planet with a small population of dwellers (miners, some other group that normally wouldn't live there....) that wear skintight white rubber suits to retain any moisture lost through sweating. They would also have to wear a breathing system to supplement the very thin atmosphere. Very similar to Dune, however these suits are tight and white, not black. How easy would be it be to implement a story line like that into a gay rubber fetish film? I'd watch it! ;-p
The next look I'd like to work on this year is something else that I also drew pictures of as a kid. The image I had even that long ago was of a fully-enclosed skintight contamination suit that would be used, theoretically, by investigators approaching a contaminated area hiking on foot from a distance. It would be skintight to avoid getting snagged on anything and to cross water, mud obstacles en route and fully enclosed to prevent any contamination risk. It would be a latex biohazard suit in the bright safety yellow with enclosed SCBA, mask, hood and catsuit. I've been trying to find something online that is close to the look I want but I haven't found anything yet. Maybe a skintight yellow suit in standard design as the ones in the picture with combined boots, gloves, hood and SCBA unit and backpack, the standard biohazard symbols on the suit? I wish I could find a picture online of the look I'm trying to achieve! The only image that would be similar is something I've seen in certain cartoons, believe it or not! Maybe that makes the aspiration to get something like this together more bizarre? LOLThe closest thing I can find is something like the white suit from Latexus below, fully enclosed, but ordered in bright safety yellow (and more form fitting, of course).
I also found this BBK & Smellbag getup available through the German Rubbers Finest retail site. It gave me the idea that this would be perfect if you could get it manufactured in safety yellow as well! Add that to the rubber suit, and you'd have the look complete! There is a lot of variation on a theme that could be implemented to achieve this look. It would certainly look very bizarre and unique if you could choose the right suits and accessories!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Saturday, November 24, 2007
Sucky
Rubbear's vids show the 'sucky-sack' vacuum sleepsack that more and more people seem to be getting into. It sure looks like a bit of fun!
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Very similar to the sleepsack being sold by Brian at KinkyKing Latex. He is offering both vacuumizable and inflatable models. The red catsuit you've seen me wearing is from there as well. I believe he's based in Chicago and was a sponsor of MIR this year. You know? Good for him. Brian's doing what I think I should be doing, and he's doing it as I would do it...making tremendous effort finding a high-quality dependable supplier and designing things that he knows kinky rubbermen will like. His prices are extremely reasonable too! I might consider doing some ordering through Brian for some transparent stuff in the near future.
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Very similar to the sleepsack being sold by Brian at KinkyKing Latex. He is offering both vacuumizable and inflatable models. The red catsuit you've seen me wearing is from there as well. I believe he's based in Chicago and was a sponsor of MIR this year. You know? Good for him. Brian's doing what I think I should be doing, and he's doing it as I would do it...making tremendous effort finding a high-quality dependable supplier and designing things that he knows kinky rubbermen will like. His prices are extremely reasonable too! I might consider doing some ordering through Brian for some transparent stuff in the near future.
Friday, November 23, 2007
Holy videos, rubberman!
It's all about me, anyways....
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Here's a host of new ones taken with the fixed Latexa suit and Blackstyle hood, as well as the red latex suit and black cocksheath. Talk about rubber overload!
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Can't wait until I can edit them all together.....lots of long horny rubber sessions, coming up!
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Here's a host of new ones taken with the fixed Latexa suit and Blackstyle hood, as well as the red latex suit and black cocksheath. Talk about rubber overload!
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Can't wait until I can edit them all together.....lots of long horny rubber sessions, coming up!
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Spexter
Can anyone translate German? What are the accessories available for the Spexter fullsuit? I am still looking for lenses, like these ones:
Ganzanzug aus Gummi mit vielen Extras:
Maske mit verspiegelten Augen, angearbeitete Handschuhe und Füßlinge, angearbeitete Penishülle und Codpiece zum abknöpfen.
Materialstärke: 0,6 mm Gummi
Anzug in der Größe: XS - S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteten Handschuhen S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteten Füßlingen in S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteter Maske in S- M - L - XL
- mit verspiegelten Augen,
- mit angearbeiteter Penishülle (one size),
- mit abnehmbarem Cod-Piece
Siehe Abbildungen.
Wird nur auf Bestellung nach Deinen Angaben gefertigt.
Je nach gewünschten Optionen variiert der Preis - bitte anfragen.
Packungsinhalt: 1 Stück
Ganzanzug aus Gummi mit vielen Extras:
Maske mit verspiegelten Augen, angearbeitete Handschuhe und Füßlinge, angearbeitete Penishülle und Codpiece zum abknöpfen.
Materialstärke: 0,6 mm Gummi
Anzug in der Größe: XS - S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteten Handschuhen S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteten Füßlingen in S - M - L - XL
- mit angearbeiteter Maske in S- M - L - XL
- mit verspiegelten Augen,
- mit angearbeiteter Penishülle (one size),
- mit abnehmbarem Cod-Piece
Siehe Abbildungen.
Wird nur auf Bestellung nach Deinen Angaben gefertigt.
Je nach gewünschten Optionen variiert der Preis - bitte anfragen.
Packungsinhalt: 1 Stück
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Buyer's remorse
So, is there anyone out there that wants to buy a hot pink Invincible catsuit, size Medium? In fact, I think I'm going to have an auction and start selling off all my old gear. Instead of exposing repressed childhood memories, eBay can be good for something...
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Blackstyle, questionable style....
My order from Blackstyle Germany showed up on Monday. I've been trying all the different gear on and spending most of my spare time in restricted rubberized bliss and arousal over the past few days...
The toe socks are something else. The rubber is quite thick, maybe upwards of 0.7mm, maybe thicker, so I'm glad the possibility of tearing them is minimal -- you know those Germans know how to make quality fetish gear to last!
When you pull them on the anticipation is wonderful. To realize that you are enveloping each toe in its own rubber cocoon is bizarre. It is a bit weird at first as you realize you need to slip and position each of your fleshy toes into the rubber ones, but once everything's in place the feeling is very neat. I find that the instep in the socks is quite high, so the rubber tends to fold where it meets the ankle at the top, but no matter. If you have a pair that are sized right, there will be air pockets in the socks and almost every time you take a step, you squeak! As well, the thicker rubber tends to collect electric charge off of carpets more readily, so warn your pets before you approach them in your rubber toe socks!
Flexing your toes is great, everything moves as it should while you feel the rubber sliding against your skin and against the other toes. It is otherworldly, especially if you have your legs in the air and a partner rubbing and sucking on them!
I also bought a full-hood Danish-style gas mask and an anatomical hood. Both have zippered backs and this is also taking some getting used to as anything I have had before has been moulded and one-piece with a short neck. I'm getting to like the idea of being zipped in!
I have great plans for the Danish gas mask once the Skintightrubber catsuit shows up...everything polished and glistening...and fully enveloping...
I found the rubber on the anatomical hood is thicker than I'm used to and because the neck is so long, the rubber ends up chafing on my trapezoids and the skin above my collarbone after wearing it for an extended period. I haven't noticed this as much with the gas mask. But the fit is nice and tight, and that's what we're striving for here, so who cares, right?
The anatomical mask has two 1.5 inch long tubes you insert into your nostrils for unrestricted nose breathing while the mask is on. If you read my entry on intubation a month or so ago, this is a good introduction into it! I found the sensation quite extraordinary (and it makes taking poppers much easier than lining up nostril holes). The nose is moulded into a wider shape which looks funny from the outside and is quite comfortable once you're inside because of the room it provides. The eyes and mouth line up pretty good, although I find the mask tends to slip down over time with the upper lip of the mouth slipping over your mouth. This makes taking 'large foreign objects' into your mouth a bit daunting, and requiring a stop and refitting once in awhile. Of course, everyone's face is different....and remember, if you're sucking on something that plugs up the mouth hole, you still have unrestricted breathing through the nostril tubes!
One funny thing about the nostril tubes. If you reposition the mask too high up, the tubes will hit a sensitive area of the sinuses that may want to make you sneeze. You can try to supress this, but there was nothing more funny than sneezing in a rubber mask several times the other night!
So, now we have the mask cinched on, the toe socks, gloves and a catsuit on, butt plug inserted, now what?
I really wanted to put some type of lenses permanently over the eye holes on this mask in order to make the full encapsulation sensation complete, but I found a pair of my old swimming goggles fit over the eye holes almost perfectly and will suffice for the time being until I figure out how best to get some lenses made for a rubber mask.
Last but not least, the inflatable gag! I had never tried one of these before, but it is certainly a stimulating accessory. I had to make sure I had rubber from the mask covering the upper and lower lips before slipping in the gag since the gag base is made of quite hard plastic and becomes quite uncomfortable quickly if you do not layer something between the plastic and your mouth. Plus it gives you the feeling of having rubber lips too! It is quite the sensation to have a growing obstruction in your mouth while flying on poppers and pleasuring yourself. It can grow to a size that restricts swallowing and this adds to the fully-plugged scene for me. No lack of air, but something big and restrictive in your mouth that makes it hard to swallow! Fun!
So now I'm completely encapsulated. A discipline collar cinched up around the neck for good measure and suddenly I am the perfect rubberslave, ready for any master's bidding!
While rubbered up last night, I took it upon myself to fix the rips in the old Latexa suit with the liter bottle of Blackstyle glue I bought as well. At first I thought it wasn't going to work since the glue resembles the old white construction glue we all used to use in school and it very quickly strings and balls up if you don't have your rubber placed right. But unlike some of the other glues I've used, if you don't have things positioned right the first time, you have a second chance. Once I had the patch in place and put pressure on the area to seal things, I laid the fixed area flat on a hard surface, put weight on the patch for a period of time with some heavy books and voila! A new patch! It almost appears that this glue does some of the chemical bonding I had heard some of these glues do because even from the external side of the suit, the patch looks like a raised section -- almost like it was professionally repaired! This glue gave me the time to set the patches right, and I honestly believe it is the 'cleanest' patch job I have done to date. Next is the stress testing...maybe tonight? Probably not until the weekend. I am so happy to have my Latexa fullsuit back! This new glue also might give me the chance to fix up some of the older not so clean patches I've done on this suit in the past...
So, now I wait for the Skintightrubber shoulder zip catsuit to show up. I've been dreaming about it. But do you think I was just satisfied with that? NO....here are three more things I've purchased in the past week, for no reason other than I'm crazy and nuts....the last one is possibly the most impulsive purchase (read: innocuous bid) I've ever made on eBay...well, except that time I won the low-bid on a fixed-gear bike I didn't need!
In the spirit of the latex jeans and Sam Browne belt I bought last month, here are two new belt buckles that I intend to implement into my outfits when going out...I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I bought both! I think they will look very prominent with the latex jeans and tank top or with the tights and tank top when going out. Hopefully will be a conversation starter...heh heh
...and then there's this...
I laughed to myself when I won this auction last night. I completely low-balled the bid, fully expecting someone else to easily outbid me, but then it ended up I was the only bidder, and for obvious reasons. HOT PINK?
I think it's hilarious.
The reason I bid initially was because it is made by Invincible and I still wanted to try out their clothing, especially at the cheap opening price for this auction, but I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with hot pink. Hot pink!?!?!
The second thought I had was a recollection of a male model in one of those workout magazines (maybe a Malepak advertisment in EMO?) from the 80s (when lycra was king) that was wearing a pair of hot pink glossy tights and a cotton tank. I remember that all the musculature in his legs and his basket were completely highlighted in the hot pink fabric and that image came flooding back to me when I saw this item for sale on eBay.
Damn you, eBay! Damn you for triggering all those repressed childhood memories!
It is definitely a Pride Parade outfit, I think. I'm just not sure what I'm going to accessorize it with. Wish me luck figuring out that one. I think if I go out in public with that suit, I will require a bodyguard entourage! The zipper is black, but with the suit being as gay as it is, don't you think white would be more appropriate? I'm thinking white leather platform boots, white boa and cowboy hat. As close to a drag queen as you can get without the wig and tuck! LOL
Maybe black wouldn't look too bad...I'll have to start looking for one of those really gay cowboy hats to accessorize the hot pink. Hot pink!?!?!
If I do go to IML or MIR next year, I'm definitely bringing it along just for the attention it will create! And maybe the car accidents too....
The toe socks are something else. The rubber is quite thick, maybe upwards of 0.7mm, maybe thicker, so I'm glad the possibility of tearing them is minimal -- you know those Germans know how to make quality fetish gear to last!
When you pull them on the anticipation is wonderful. To realize that you are enveloping each toe in its own rubber cocoon is bizarre. It is a bit weird at first as you realize you need to slip and position each of your fleshy toes into the rubber ones, but once everything's in place the feeling is very neat. I find that the instep in the socks is quite high, so the rubber tends to fold where it meets the ankle at the top, but no matter. If you have a pair that are sized right, there will be air pockets in the socks and almost every time you take a step, you squeak! As well, the thicker rubber tends to collect electric charge off of carpets more readily, so warn your pets before you approach them in your rubber toe socks!
Flexing your toes is great, everything moves as it should while you feel the rubber sliding against your skin and against the other toes. It is otherworldly, especially if you have your legs in the air and a partner rubbing and sucking on them!
I also bought a full-hood Danish-style gas mask and an anatomical hood. Both have zippered backs and this is also taking some getting used to as anything I have had before has been moulded and one-piece with a short neck. I'm getting to like the idea of being zipped in!
I have great plans for the Danish gas mask once the Skintightrubber catsuit shows up...everything polished and glistening...and fully enveloping...
I found the rubber on the anatomical hood is thicker than I'm used to and because the neck is so long, the rubber ends up chafing on my trapezoids and the skin above my collarbone after wearing it for an extended period. I haven't noticed this as much with the gas mask. But the fit is nice and tight, and that's what we're striving for here, so who cares, right?
The anatomical mask has two 1.5 inch long tubes you insert into your nostrils for unrestricted nose breathing while the mask is on. If you read my entry on intubation a month or so ago, this is a good introduction into it! I found the sensation quite extraordinary (and it makes taking poppers much easier than lining up nostril holes). The nose is moulded into a wider shape which looks funny from the outside and is quite comfortable once you're inside because of the room it provides. The eyes and mouth line up pretty good, although I find the mask tends to slip down over time with the upper lip of the mouth slipping over your mouth. This makes taking 'large foreign objects' into your mouth a bit daunting, and requiring a stop and refitting once in awhile. Of course, everyone's face is different....and remember, if you're sucking on something that plugs up the mouth hole, you still have unrestricted breathing through the nostril tubes!
One funny thing about the nostril tubes. If you reposition the mask too high up, the tubes will hit a sensitive area of the sinuses that may want to make you sneeze. You can try to supress this, but there was nothing more funny than sneezing in a rubber mask several times the other night!
So, now we have the mask cinched on, the toe socks, gloves and a catsuit on, butt plug inserted, now what?
I really wanted to put some type of lenses permanently over the eye holes on this mask in order to make the full encapsulation sensation complete, but I found a pair of my old swimming goggles fit over the eye holes almost perfectly and will suffice for the time being until I figure out how best to get some lenses made for a rubber mask.
Last but not least, the inflatable gag! I had never tried one of these before, but it is certainly a stimulating accessory. I had to make sure I had rubber from the mask covering the upper and lower lips before slipping in the gag since the gag base is made of quite hard plastic and becomes quite uncomfortable quickly if you do not layer something between the plastic and your mouth. Plus it gives you the feeling of having rubber lips too! It is quite the sensation to have a growing obstruction in your mouth while flying on poppers and pleasuring yourself. It can grow to a size that restricts swallowing and this adds to the fully-plugged scene for me. No lack of air, but something big and restrictive in your mouth that makes it hard to swallow! Fun!
So now I'm completely encapsulated. A discipline collar cinched up around the neck for good measure and suddenly I am the perfect rubberslave, ready for any master's bidding!
While rubbered up last night, I took it upon myself to fix the rips in the old Latexa suit with the liter bottle of Blackstyle glue I bought as well. At first I thought it wasn't going to work since the glue resembles the old white construction glue we all used to use in school and it very quickly strings and balls up if you don't have your rubber placed right. But unlike some of the other glues I've used, if you don't have things positioned right the first time, you have a second chance. Once I had the patch in place and put pressure on the area to seal things, I laid the fixed area flat on a hard surface, put weight on the patch for a period of time with some heavy books and voila! A new patch! It almost appears that this glue does some of the chemical bonding I had heard some of these glues do because even from the external side of the suit, the patch looks like a raised section -- almost like it was professionally repaired! This glue gave me the time to set the patches right, and I honestly believe it is the 'cleanest' patch job I have done to date. Next is the stress testing...maybe tonight? Probably not until the weekend. I am so happy to have my Latexa fullsuit back! This new glue also might give me the chance to fix up some of the older not so clean patches I've done on this suit in the past...
So, now I wait for the Skintightrubber shoulder zip catsuit to show up. I've been dreaming about it. But do you think I was just satisfied with that? NO....here are three more things I've purchased in the past week, for no reason other than I'm crazy and nuts....the last one is possibly the most impulsive purchase (read: innocuous bid) I've ever made on eBay...well, except that time I won the low-bid on a fixed-gear bike I didn't need!
In the spirit of the latex jeans and Sam Browne belt I bought last month, here are two new belt buckles that I intend to implement into my outfits when going out...I couldn't decide which one I liked better, so I bought both! I think they will look very prominent with the latex jeans and tank top or with the tights and tank top when going out. Hopefully will be a conversation starter...heh heh
...and then there's this...
I laughed to myself when I won this auction last night. I completely low-balled the bid, fully expecting someone else to easily outbid me, but then it ended up I was the only bidder, and for obvious reasons. HOT PINK?
I think it's hilarious.
The reason I bid initially was because it is made by Invincible and I still wanted to try out their clothing, especially at the cheap opening price for this auction, but I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with hot pink. Hot pink!?!?!
The second thought I had was a recollection of a male model in one of those workout magazines (maybe a Malepak advertisment in EMO?) from the 80s (when lycra was king) that was wearing a pair of hot pink glossy tights and a cotton tank. I remember that all the musculature in his legs and his basket were completely highlighted in the hot pink fabric and that image came flooding back to me when I saw this item for sale on eBay.
Damn you, eBay! Damn you for triggering all those repressed childhood memories!
It is definitely a Pride Parade outfit, I think. I'm just not sure what I'm going to accessorize it with. Wish me luck figuring out that one. I think if I go out in public with that suit, I will require a bodyguard entourage! The zipper is black, but with the suit being as gay as it is, don't you think white would be more appropriate? I'm thinking white leather platform boots, white boa and cowboy hat. As close to a drag queen as you can get without the wig and tuck! LOL
Maybe black wouldn't look too bad...I'll have to start looking for one of those really gay cowboy hats to accessorize the hot pink. Hot pink!?!?!
If I do go to IML or MIR next year, I'm definitely bringing it along just for the attention it will create! And maybe the car accidents too....
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
World Champs in white
Despite the reaction of horror most cyclists have towards white lycra, mmm...these boys wear it well!
Remember, kids: wearing white lycra is a privilege, not a right! Especially when you have the World Champ rainbow printed on it....
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Military Rubber
For the first time, I finally put together the military look I had envisioned. The Black Body latex Sam Browne belt showed up a few weeks ago and I was curious how it would look with the Mr. S catsuit and garrison cap and the TredAirs. I think the look is marvellous!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Upside/Downside
Here's a funny article in November's Instigator Magazine:
Your pocket guide to Fetish Psychology 101
Dogboys
Upside: loyal
Downside: needy
Useful benefits: fetching beer; eager to please
Fistpigs
Upside: outgoing
Downside: anal retentive
Useful benefits: Knows Home Depot better than the employees
Furries
Upside: extroverted
Downside: extra needy
Useful benefits: Always happy to help fix your computer
Rubber
Upside: not body obsessed
Downside: escapism
Useful benefits: Wardrobe never goes out of style
Pain pigs
Upside: intense
Downside: emotional baggage
Useful benefits: Has own insurance; usually carries a knife
Human urinals
Upside: knows their place
Downside: self-esteem issues
Useful benefits: Duh.
Breath control
Upside: adrenaline chasers
Downside: border-line
Useful benefits: First to get thrown into the pool to fetch your keys
Sadists
Upside: control freaks
Downside: A.D.D. poster boys
Useful benefits: Always have a wide selelction of toys and boys
Masochists
Upside: willing participants
Downside: doormats
Useful benefits: Stress relievers
Barebackers
Upside: rebellious
Downside: rebellious
Useful benefits: Keeps the medical professions gainfully employed.
Bears
Upside: socially inclined
Downside: tendency to hibernate
Useful benefits: Experts at how to strategically hit a buffet table
Uniforms
Upside: structured
Downside: tedious
Useful benefits: Can recite any by-law in question...verbatim.
Infantilism
Upside: child-like innocence
Downside: attention whores
Useful benefits: Reminds us why we never had kids
Your pocket guide to Fetish Psychology 101
Dogboys
Upside: loyal
Downside: needy
Useful benefits: fetching beer; eager to please
Fistpigs
Upside: outgoing
Downside: anal retentive
Useful benefits: Knows Home Depot better than the employees
Furries
Upside: extroverted
Downside: extra needy
Useful benefits: Always happy to help fix your computer
Rubber
Upside: not body obsessed
Downside: escapism
Useful benefits: Wardrobe never goes out of style
Pain pigs
Upside: intense
Downside: emotional baggage
Useful benefits: Has own insurance; usually carries a knife
Human urinals
Upside: knows their place
Downside: self-esteem issues
Useful benefits: Duh.
Breath control
Upside: adrenaline chasers
Downside: border-line
Useful benefits: First to get thrown into the pool to fetch your keys
Sadists
Upside: control freaks
Downside: A.D.D. poster boys
Useful benefits: Always have a wide selelction of toys and boys
Masochists
Upside: willing participants
Downside: doormats
Useful benefits: Stress relievers
Barebackers
Upside: rebellious
Downside: rebellious
Useful benefits: Keeps the medical professions gainfully employed.
Bears
Upside: socially inclined
Downside: tendency to hibernate
Useful benefits: Experts at how to strategically hit a buffet table
Uniforms
Upside: structured
Downside: tedious
Useful benefits: Can recite any by-law in question...verbatim.
Infantilism
Upside: child-like innocence
Downside: attention whores
Useful benefits: Reminds us why we never had kids
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