Mizzundastood

Did you hear about this one? I imagine it was a bit of a surprise to the couple, but in this paranoid, knee-jerk society we live in today, it seems that anything is open to misinterpretation.

Panic reigned in the German town of Guzenberg, when police announced that the town of 20,000 was undergoing a terrorist biological weapon and/or poison gas attack!

Don’t worry, there was no such attack, Al Qaeda wasn’t looking to destroy the nearby LegoLand theme park (they hate our freedom...and our legos).

What caused the hysteria? Bystanders saw a man in a gas mask and plastic suit rolling around in the snow, so they assumed he was an official decked out in gear to protect him from gas or biological weapons, and that he had fallen victim to an attack. The bystanders called the police who put out an alert that the terrorists had come for their plastic-building-block Disney Land rip-off.

But when the police caught up with the gas masked man, they discovered there was no threat, he was just a kinky “sex slave” ordered by his dominatrix to go outside and roll around in the cold in a pvc catsuit and gasmask as a sexual “punishment”. When order was restored, the gimp and his mistress were not charged with any crime, they got off with a warning about how their actions could be interpreted in public.

The final word on the matter, comes from one of the officers: “I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn’t compare to what he’s used to.”

Oh SNAP!