Oh, Those Fierce 80s!

The 80s were awesome. Where do you think my original spandex fetish came from? The institutionalized insanity that was the 1980s, of course! How could you not get fetishized to socially-approved skintight sex appeal? The big hair and torn lycra only builds the case!

I remember the aerobics instructor on the TV Bette Midler was watching while a captive on "Ruthless People". He was dressed in a great blue unitard...I loved rewinding the scenes of him numerous times on VHS...and of course, tuning in to watch the fit men on the Crystal Light National Aerobics Championships. Oh, is there any other venue in the world where you could witness Alan Thicke singing 'Sweaty and Hot'?

Pure fierce awesomeness.