Panic reigned in the German town of Guzenberg, when police announced that the town of 20,000 was undergoing a terrorist biological weapon and/or poison gas attack!
Don’t worry, there was no such attack, Al Qaeda wasn’t looking to destroy the nearby LegoLand theme park (they hate our freedom...and our legos).
What caused the hysteria? Bystanders saw a man in a gas mask and plastic suit rolling around in the snow, so they assumed he was an official decked out in gear to protect him from gas or biological weapons, and that he had fallen victim to an attack. The bystanders called the police who put out an alert that the terrorists had come for their plastic-building-block Disney Land rip-off.
But when the police caught up with the gas masked man, they discovered there was no threat, he was just a kinky “sex slave” ordered by his dominatrix to go outside and roll around in the cold in a pvc catsuit and gasmask as a sexual “punishment”. When order was restored, the gimp and his mistress were not charged with any crime, they got off with a warning about how their actions could be interpreted in public.
The final word on the matter, comes from one of the officers: “I guess any punishment we could come up with just wouldn’t compare to what he’s used to.”
Oh SNAP!
Monday, January 10, 2011
Mizzundastood
Did you hear about this one? I imagine it was a bit of a surprise to the couple, but in this paranoid, knee-jerk society we live in today, it seems that anything is open to misinterpretation.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
A Day At the Office
So, working at home allows me a bit of freedom.
1. I do not follow standard attire rules. Semi-formal and tie? Well, only if it is made of latex. Just kidding....I end up wearing my rubber to the home office almost every day.
2. Usage of company assets for business purposes? So be it, fortunately I have my home computer and work computer typically sitting side-by-side. Chat, email, Recon, Gearfetish, Facebook, BLOGGER and XVideos/Xtube are running a various points of the day very close to my fingertips.
People have asked me whether I have 'visitors' over during the work day. I used to on occasion, but since I've started regularly dating I haven't really needed to. I also used to start work at 6am to tie into Eastern Time Zone but that lasted only a couple of weeks! 6am? Fuck that! Originally I thought it was a great idea to wrap up work at 2pm, have guys over or head to Wreck Beach, but 6am was just too gross. I might try again in the spring when it might be worthwhile again.
Mr. P loves sex and he calls me his 'power bottom'...that made it into a Facebook status update after he spent Monday fortifying his questionably-durable Ikea bed frame. He even emailed Ikea to tell them they needed to test their bed frames more vigorously and figured that I should become an official bedframe tester for them! I'm all horned up after watching porn and wearing rubber at work all day while he's toiling away in various parts of the city. The biggest obstacle to non-stop romping is that he's sometimes too tired in the evenings to top, the old man he is.
And that's my workweek in a nutshell. Any more reports to submit?
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Great Rubbersex
I miss having great rubbersex...these guys show how it's done!
Leathergear82's Videos
Leathergear82's Videos
Detailed view
Cornholio2008's latest should be a Public Service Announcement for latex wearing. Not a wrinkle to be seen, some nice rubber slaps, and a slow pan over his entire shiny body. No gloves? No problem!
His suits and masks are magnificent...and the sounds and cumshot in this one are amazing!
His suits and masks are magnificent...and the sounds and cumshot in this one are amazing!
First steps
Whew, this work stuff is hard after a couple weeks of doing relatively nothing and sleeping in late every day. Already 2011 seems to be flying by.
This is the time of year to get the house in order. Paying end of month bills, submitting a new series of rent cheques, tracking orders, planning vacation days and trips are the order of the day. And of course the new year's resolutions! Mine is to find my fitness mojo again and jump in wholeheartedly back into a training regimen. I've seen noticeable weight gain since the accident in August, and the Xmas fat overload didn't help matters. Double chin, begone!
...
I got to my apartment yesterday afternoon after being away (living at Mr. Ps for the past couple of weeks) and ran into my building manager. As soon as I saw him I realized I hadn't given him any rent cheques for 2011 so I got that done asap. As you would expect, I wasn't the only one who missed January 1st, but it's very unlike me not to be on top of those things, but whatever.
I had heard from a friend that all rooms at the resort in Palm Springs hosting Winter Warmup in February were booked so he booked in a different resort. However I got a call back from Helios this morning and they had suites available so I booked a room for Mr. P and myself and let my friend know there were still rooms available if he wanted to change his reservation. Two things left to do there....find a flight and kick Mr. P's ass to get his passport renewal forms completed and processed. There were some great seat sales to LAX just before Xmas ($280 return at one point) but they're around $300 now and direct to Palm Springs is still in the $450 range. I would love to fly direct into Palm Springs for 4-5 days but we may end up just flying into LAX and getting a car to drive out to the desert. We'll see what happens; there are still five weeks or so to get that all arranged.
The first BIG Rubbout meeting with all organizers takes place this Thursday. As you might have read here, there has been a lot done already for Rubbout so this meeting is going to have a busy agenda with a lot of items to cover. We are already looking at getting a volunteer coordinator on-board for some of the promo events coming up soon. We are planning a rubber invasion of the Taboo Sex Show at the Vancouver Convention Center on the January 14th weekend to spread the word a bit about Rubbout. Yeah, it's straight and pretty generic, but we'll have fun with it and probably be pretty popular.
After that is a promo night at Pumpjack on January 29th tied in with Pumpjack's contest series. They've asked us to do coat check for the next three months or so every second Saturday on the contest nights. This is where our volunteer coordinator would be of value right now.
Then it's off to Palm Springs for WCR Winter Warmup on the Feb 12th weekend.
Kinkfest takes place in Portland on the March 19th weekend. We are considering going down there to do Rubbout promotion but have also heard that Kinkfest is very straight and it might be a waste of time. A friend of mine whose partner lives there will be going down the weekend before so that might serve the purpose as well. Does anyone have any comments on Kinkfest and when might be a good time to visit PDX to do some Rubbout Weekend promotion? Any nights in the bars there that would be better than others?
We have a final Rubbout promo night here in Vancouver on March 26th when the big banner is unveiled and the promotion blitz hits critical mass, and the event is two weeks after that!
Wow, I've already worked into the April calendar and it's only January 4. I guess it doesn't hurt to plan ahead eh?
I'm still waiting for my Invincible and E7 orders to show up. Invincible shipped on Dec 23 (which reminds me I should track the package), but I still haven't heard from Jose at E7 on the status of the fisting suit.
So what's on the agenda for 2011? Considering I'm short on vacation days and that there are a lot of momentous family events going on this year, my fetish party travel will probably be pretty limited. Other than Winter Warmup, I'll probably fly to L.A. for WCR in September (depending on what format it takes this year), and for sure MIR in November. Other than that, I'm not completely sure. A friend wants to go to Gummbalaya in New Orleans in July, I'd love to go to IML again, and of course this was the year to go to Berlin and do a tour of Germany in August, but that's already on the skids, I simply don't have enough vacation time. Unless I find a new job in the interim...but isn't everyone just clinging onto what they have right now anyways? I really don't know what this year is going to bring; I'm not really planning anything definitive. I've realized the value of my family and the fact my parents and aunts and uncles aren't spring chickens anymore so they will probably take priority.
So, I guess that means more gear and more play at home this year :)
I'm already looking at a Blackstyle mask order very soon.
I hope the new year's off to a great start for all of you!
This is the time of year to get the house in order. Paying end of month bills, submitting a new series of rent cheques, tracking orders, planning vacation days and trips are the order of the day. And of course the new year's resolutions! Mine is to find my fitness mojo again and jump in wholeheartedly back into a training regimen. I've seen noticeable weight gain since the accident in August, and the Xmas fat overload didn't help matters. Double chin, begone!
...
I got to my apartment yesterday afternoon after being away (living at Mr. Ps for the past couple of weeks) and ran into my building manager. As soon as I saw him I realized I hadn't given him any rent cheques for 2011 so I got that done asap. As you would expect, I wasn't the only one who missed January 1st, but it's very unlike me not to be on top of those things, but whatever.
I had heard from a friend that all rooms at the resort in Palm Springs hosting Winter Warmup in February were booked so he booked in a different resort. However I got a call back from Helios this morning and they had suites available so I booked a room for Mr. P and myself and let my friend know there were still rooms available if he wanted to change his reservation. Two things left to do there....find a flight and kick Mr. P's ass to get his passport renewal forms completed and processed. There were some great seat sales to LAX just before Xmas ($280 return at one point) but they're around $300 now and direct to Palm Springs is still in the $450 range. I would love to fly direct into Palm Springs for 4-5 days but we may end up just flying into LAX and getting a car to drive out to the desert. We'll see what happens; there are still five weeks or so to get that all arranged.
The first BIG Rubbout meeting with all organizers takes place this Thursday. As you might have read here, there has been a lot done already for Rubbout so this meeting is going to have a busy agenda with a lot of items to cover. We are already looking at getting a volunteer coordinator on-board for some of the promo events coming up soon. We are planning a rubber invasion of the Taboo Sex Show at the Vancouver Convention Center on the January 14th weekend to spread the word a bit about Rubbout. Yeah, it's straight and pretty generic, but we'll have fun with it and probably be pretty popular.
After that is a promo night at Pumpjack on January 29th tied in with Pumpjack's contest series. They've asked us to do coat check for the next three months or so every second Saturday on the contest nights. This is where our volunteer coordinator would be of value right now.
Then it's off to Palm Springs for WCR Winter Warmup on the Feb 12th weekend.
We have a final Rubbout promo night here in Vancouver on March 26th when the big banner is unveiled and the promotion blitz hits critical mass, and the event is two weeks after that!
Wow, I've already worked into the April calendar and it's only January 4. I guess it doesn't hurt to plan ahead eh?
I'm still waiting for my Invincible and E7 orders to show up. Invincible shipped on Dec 23 (which reminds me I should track the package), but I still haven't heard from Jose at E7 on the status of the fisting suit.
So what's on the agenda for 2011? Considering I'm short on vacation days and that there are a lot of momentous family events going on this year, my fetish party travel will probably be pretty limited. Other than Winter Warmup, I'll probably fly to L.A. for WCR in September (depending on what format it takes this year), and for sure MIR in November. Other than that, I'm not completely sure. A friend wants to go to Gummbalaya in New Orleans in July, I'd love to go to IML again, and of course this was the year to go to Berlin and do a tour of Germany in August, but that's already on the skids, I simply don't have enough vacation time. Unless I find a new job in the interim...but isn't everyone just clinging onto what they have right now anyways? I really don't know what this year is going to bring; I'm not really planning anything definitive. I've realized the value of my family and the fact my parents and aunts and uncles aren't spring chickens anymore so they will probably take priority.
So, I guess that means more gear and more play at home this year :)
I'm already looking at a Blackstyle mask order very soon.
I hope the new year's off to a great start for all of you!
Monday, January 3, 2011
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