Coddling Codpieces

I would really like a style like codpieces to come back into style...sort of. I like the idea of men trying to out-size each other, but I'm not sure wearing one to the office will ever become acceptable LMAO

This model for E7 is the shit; so handsome and fit. Seeing him wearing a sleeveless surf fullsuit is making me think maybe that's what I should order for my next playsuit...with codpiece of course. Codpieces are a natural choice for rubbermen's wardrobes.